An Important Net Neutrality UpdateSo, It's been 2 months. But we finally got news on the situation. Tomorrow the anti-Net Neutrality rules will be officially put into place, but don't panic. This does not mean anything, it only means tomorrow starts the 60 day deadline for Congress to decide whether to implement these rules or not. They have until April 22nd to decide.
I still have a feeling we will be victorious and i'm still not too incredibly worried.
Safari day is a very
The city of Crocus is the
capital of the Fiore Kingdom and as such, is the official residence
of Queen Hisui E. Fiore. It is also the host city of the popular
Grand Magic Games. Fiore itself is a neutral nation with a population
of 17 million. In X792, Fiore won the war against its adversary, the
Alvarez Kingdom and was establishing relations with them the
following year. But then one day, Earth Land from Fiore to Pergrande
was cursed, kingdoms became rainforests and fields became deserts.
The cause of this was no mystery, it was the evil toad overlord, Ed
van Bighead. As the one year anniversary of van Bighead's takeover
was nearing, Queen Hisui, Natsu Dragneel, Lucy Heartfilla and Happy
found a solution. To defeat Bighead, they needed a Human, a Wallaby,
a Steer and a Turtle from a place called O-Town. Happy the Exceed had
just developed a new ability to teleport him and his friends called
magic hairballs. Happy hacked a hairball big enough for him, Natsu
and Lucy to get them to O-Town. In O-Town, Rocko the Wallaby and his
friends Danny, Heffer and Filburt were preparing for a trip to the
Amusement park dedicated to the superhero Really, Really Big Man when
with a big blast, Happy and friends landed on top of their car.
Rocko's expression of horror was fast in the grasp of Lucy's grip.
“If you scream that
loud again, I will personally rip out your tonsils!”, she
Heffer eyed Happy like an
edible snack mascot he saw on his tablet and tried to eat him, but
the exceed began to pummel the big fat steer. Filburt was too
nauseous to even try to anger Natsu.
“Look, there's an
evil toad that's turned kingdoms to jungles and fields to deserts and
somehow, you gotta help us defeat him”, said Lucy.
“Cobblers, but it's
Danny's Birthday. Think we might come back in time for his party?”,
Happy brought the group
back to Earth land, but at the limits of the Pergrande kingdom.
blurted out Happy.
Rocko drove the car for
miles, the scenery reminded him of his native Australia, except that
not only was there Australian fauna, like Marsupials but also African
as well, like Hyenas. Rocko had to drive his car past, between and
even under stampedes of animals.
“Safari Day is a
very dangerous day”, he said, exhausted.
The car arrived at Crocus,
almost unrecognizable from its wash just yesterday. Queen Hisui and
the rest of Natsu's friends Erza, Gray, Wendy and Carla were waiting
“That toad just
announced he'll attack Crocus!”, squealed Wendy.
“You rookies better
do something about it!”, said Erza.
“Maybe Heffer can
eat the jungle plants while you guys beat up van Bighead”,
Just then, a big blast hit
the castle, and 2 energy beams grabbed Danny and the queen, taking
them to van Bighead's castle. Van Bighead gloated.
“Yes! Now that I
have captured the queen with my superior intellect, I shall rule for
“Mr. Bighead, what
are you doing hear?”, asked Danny.
“I am Ed van
Bighead, insolent infidel!”
“Funny, you look
like this toad I know back in O-Town”
“I have traveled for
eons, adapting to different galaxies and timelines, perhaps you refer
to a previous life I had before I assumed power”.
“Uh, Any chance you
could let us go and let me have my Birthday party as a last request?”
“Hmm, let me
think... No! I hate everything nice, from Exceeds to cake frosting!”
Just then, a wall caved in
and Heffer began to eat one the walls.
“Heffer, you saved
us”, smiled Danny.
“Well, save, eat
this wall that tastes like Pasture Puffies”.
“Hey! That wall took
a year to grow!”, van Bighead bellowed “Salmon bushes,
Giant, walking salmon
bushes went to attack, but Heffer was just the start of the cavalry.
Team Natsu used their natural talents to attack the salmon bush
cronies. Van Bighead became enraged and was ready to use his staff
and obliterate them when Rocko's faithful dog, Spunky ate the orb on
top. Van Bighead's gais quickly became undone and Earth land was
restored. Lucy grabbed Van Bighead's tongue.
“Anyone want frog's
legs?”, she smirked.
Team Natsu quickly began
to pummel Van Bighead into a pulp, while Natsu and Wendy untied Danny
and the Queen.
After driving across the
regressing safari outlands, Danny and the others returned to the Bar
Sun to celebrate Danny's Birthday. Everyone said thanks to Danny and
his buds and sang 'For he's a jolly good fellow' as their defeated
and injured toad foe served them the cake. It was the best Birthday
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