Safari of the Eds

Safari of the Eds

Based on Characters by
Danny Antonucci and Disney.

Tanzania, Africa. The
African Savannah was a jewel of the natural world, timing with life
as long as time itself. It was also the location of the missing Dr.
R. D. Joyner, who was on vacation drawing images of the landscape. In
London, the capital of the UK, Chief inspector Nigel Hyde was sending
3 men to rescue the missing doctor. But since the majority of
Scotland yard's finest couldn't be spared, he reluctantly sent 3
rookies from a town across the pond called Peach Creek. Their names
were Ed, Edd and Eddy. The Eds, as they addressed themselves
proclaimed they were ready for anything.

“Ed, did you pack
everything like we told ya?”, pondered Eddy.

“Yep, everything
like you told me, even the sink”, Ed opened a backpack and
unloaded a kitchen sink.

“Eddy, pass me the
binoculars”, replied Edd, aka Double D.

Eddy handed him the
binoculars and got a glimpse of the Sahara.

“Aha, just as I
suspected!”

“Let me see, Double
D! Let me see!”, Ed grabbed the pair of glasses, disregarding
his choking friend.

Edd had spotted R.D.
Joyner in a soup pot, surrounded by 3 hungry hyenas.

“Hey Shenzi, I'm
hungry! Forget cooking dinner, let's just eat!”

“Well, I like my
meals well done! Anyway, it's better than what Ed's having”

Both Hyenas watched as
their friend feasted on some Limburger cheese that fell of a truck.

Eddy was watching from the
glasses “I didn't know Hyenas liked cheese”.

“Eddy, do we have a
plan as to rescue Dr. Joyner?”

“Easy, we dig our
way beneath the hyenas, get Ed near them and his smell will scare
them off. Then we rescue the doc and get the heck outta dodge. Ed,
start digging!”

“Gotcha, Eddy!”,
the big lump began to dig as fast and hard as he could.

What the Eds had no idea
was that Rafiki, a mandrill was watching them and thought he could be
of some assistance. And the Eds were gonna need some help, a slight
blunder in mathematics caused the Eds to stray beneath the Hyenas.

“I'm so confused”,
trembled Eddy.

“I think we were off
by a few meters, Eddy”

“Hey, we got us a
main course”, grinned Banzai.

Just then, Shenzi was
struck down by a blur.

“What the heck?”,
blurted out Eddy.

“Eddy, what is
that?”, quaked Double D.

“Guys, there it is”,
Ed pointed to the fast moving blur.

Seizing their opportunity,
The Eds quickly untied the hostage and hurried into the Tunnel. “Run
Away!”

A few weeks later, a
strange box arrived for the municipal zoo in Mexico City.

“Shenzi, I don't
think we're in the Savannah anymore”, said Banzai.

“What was your first
clue?”

Ed the Hyena laughed as
children threw Churros at the Hyenas.

End.